Adam Baird, pictured below right, is perhaps better known for his ability to squirt opposition players in the face with his water bottle rather than coming out with pearls of wisdom.
Yesterday was no exception when this man from the north in Hanoi contacted the Blog to give a spray to the southerners in Saigon.
Adam was referring to the upcoming photo shoot with Miss Australia, Miss Universe and the Vietnam Swans:
I just want a photo of both these stunners… No footy boof heads in the pic… Out of love for your footy brothers up north in Hanoi, I will expect some pics! Don’t let me down!
Adam, there’s a fair chance that your photos of the Swans will have the two stunners air-brushed out.
