Match Report – Lao Vs Vietnam, 26 July 2008
Posted by Vietnam Swans on July 31, 2008
Goal sneak and President of the Vietnam Swans Saigon City Committee, Super Savvy Scotty Stacey reviews last weekend’s block buster betwen the Lao Elephants and Vietnam Swans.
It was clear from the start of the weekend that the Elephants were extremely wary of the mighty Swans fearful reputation and they embarked on a pre-game strategy of sabotage and mind games. Whilst all were impressed with the length of their efforts and power with the sabotage to Shannon’s passport and the subsequent blocking of his departure by Vietnam’s Immigration, the worn old chestnut of having the taxi’s drop the Swans off at the wrong place then speeding off only then to throw the boys in the back of Ute’s and rattle them down a bumpy dirt road at flat out speed may have back-fired on the Laos Lads.
By the time the mighty Swans, topped up with Matt and Tom the backpackers and Roger and Paul the new Laos Swans, they were fired up and ready for a serious Elephant Hunt.
The ball was bounced (well thrown up) for the first time of the day, a dominant tap, some slick short handballs in the guts and bang, within the first minute Sammy had slammed through the first of many (for him and the Swannies) and a deathly silence came across the crowd. Such despondency blackened the whole vicinity that Coach/Forward Pocket Scotty, the angel of a human being that he is, decided to first miss a straight forward snap then let a Pot Hole ripper bounce straight off his chest to set up the next two goals for the Phants as they hit the front for the first and only time some 10 minutes into the first quarter. Unfortunately for them however, that was as generous as the Vietnam could be and the Swans went onto to slam home 3 more for the first term and another 5 in the second term to take out a game winning 6 goal lead at half time.
The third quarter saw a more pumped up Laos unit as they endeavored to get back into the game but the Swans ended up taking out the quarter albeit by a slight margin. The final quarter was taken by the Phants as they showed the strength of a larger bench but it was also helped by a couple of easy misses, again led by Scotty.
The Swans had winners all over the ground with Sammy Griggs running riot through the centre and half forward ending up with seven goals in a BOG performance. Drew was the dominant big guy around the ground taking strong marks and busting packs only to blot his own sheet by climbing higher than anyone thought the big guy could ever get, then dropping the ball through his fingers into the waiting hands of a Laos crumber. Dan Kindness played a great game in the back lines and ran the ball out well all day. Pot Hole had a dozen or more very effective touches and run rings around them in the centre as did Matt the backpacker. It was a great team effort however and if this was U13’s the line in the Sunday papers would have proudly read “All played well”
For Lao, they also had several good players who were competitive all day, none who did better than the Swans choice for the Elephants best player, Big Bad Bruce, who kept the forwards of Willy and Gus busy all day and only giving up 1 goal. Others to play well for Laos were Wil and Mick Hassett who does pretty good for an old bugger.
As to the off-field performance, Pot Hole lead the way all weekend and Gus ended up with Bob…….but that’s another story!
Eye witness to the Bob saga said
A brief introduction to Bob…
*Swan Senior, quote: “(long whistle) That’s the best looking sheila i’ve seen in Vientiane by a country mile!”
*Junior Swan, quote: “You think so Swan Senior? You’ve had too much sun today or a bad case of leather poisoning, that ain’t no sheila!”
Swan Senior: “Listen Junior, you may have kicked 12 goals today, but ignorance is bliss, you don’t know what you’re talking about. Look at those legs! Amazing! By far and away the best looking sheila I’ve seen to date.”
Junior Swan: “The fact that we’re debating this Swan Senior, makes it dubious. Gus will tell you that, won’t you Gus?”
Gus: No comment.
Junior Swan: “See Swan Senior, you can see it in Gus’ face.”
Swan Senior: “There is only one way to settle this, I’ll go ask her/him….”
…2 minutes later
Swan Senior: “See Junior, I told you. She’s all woman – she told me so – she was offended that I even asked”
Junior Swan: “I can’t believe it Swan Senior, you’re behaving like Fevola – you’ve got the smarts on the field, but off…?!”
Swan Senior: “Hot, hot, hot! I like the baggy shirt and I really dig the short hair and accessories.”
…5 beers later and copious eyeballing and debating this most serious topic by the boys.
Swan Senior to local Vientiane girl: “Say, whose your friend over there?”
Local Girl: “Who, the one in the long baggy shirt with the short hair, hairy upper lip and adams apple?”
Swan Senior: “Yeah, that one, very attractive. I’m not interested, but I’ve got this friend…”
Local Girl: “Oh, that’s Bob… he’s a really nice guy.”
*Some deserved names have been changed.