Fred Trueman & Raman Subba Row
Fred Trueman bowling. The batsman edges and the ball goes to first slip – and right betwen Raman Subba Row’s legs.
Fred doesn’t say a single word.
At the end of the over, a nervous Row ambles past Trueman and apologises sheepishly.
“I should’ve kept my legs together, Fred”.
“So should’ve your fu*king mother!” said Trueman.