Growds Growder who played such a vital role in the Swans recent attack on the Jim Beam at JASPAS in Hanoi last Friday has advised the Swans Blog that…
“Given the Swans fundraiser in Hanoi was such a hit, JASPAS (in the form of none other than Jim Tawa) has laid it all on the line.
“The crumpled, Jim Beam-stained document (to the side), signed by Big Jim and His Mightiness, Coach Scott Stacey, promises that if the Swans win their first and second games (with the margin in the second game being at least ten points), then JASPAS will throw an all food and beverage party (with “all” defined as beef and bourbon) for the Swans.
“As you can see, the document is covered by the well-known “Jim promised” legal terminology, that makes it watertight in all jurisdictions globally. This latter fact was attested to by Tara, an Australian lawyer present at the signing ‘ceremony’.
“If ever we needed even more motivation to pour our hearts into the event, this could be it.
“In a word, Swannies of Indochina (and considerably beyond), ‘awesome’ “.
We now know that our first game will be held against China in what our Tour Fines Master, Osama Pagaulenko has described as the “Communist Face Off”. China is relatively new to Asian footy. Our second game is against the battle hardened pioneers of Asian footy, the Jakarta Bintangs.
Who hasn’t got goose bumps?